Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 546: Find the Reason on Yourself!

"Indeed," Kyubei, wearing a swimming ring, nodded, looking at Momo, who was ready on the shore with hands on hips, and said, "Isn't this breaking the rules? It feels uncomfortable."

"Isn't there hardly any difference between swimming trunks and underwear?" Sarutobi chimed in, "You're petty~"

"They're not the same at all, Aru!" Kagura retorted, pointing at Momo, "Underwear gathers a lot of dirt from prolonged wear!"

"No, there's no problem!" Kawaki quickly defended, "That person is immaculate, and... he's noble."

"Look closely; it seems like something is stuck there!" Sharp-eyed Otae covered her mouth, pointing in surprise at the wet spot in front of Momo's triangle shorts.

"Huh? What?" Kawaki quickly interrupted, "Stop it; he can hear you! Stop it!"

"Really! Only the front part is wet!" Kondo pointed at Momo.

"He's just a kid~" Kawaki shook his head, chuckling.

"Shut up, all of you!" Kawaki's face bulged with veins as he shouted angrily, "It's just that the disinfectant there hasn't dried yet!"

With that, Otae waved to Momo and shouted, "Momo, can you turn around?"

"No, he didn't get any on him! It's not feces!" Kawaki reminded loudly.

As soon as Kawaki finished speaking, Momo turned and walked towards the changing room without looking back.

"Ah! Wait a moment!" Hasegawa quickly raised his hand and shouted to Momo.

But seeing Momo's firm steps without any hesitation, Hasegawa quickly followed.

"Ah!" Kawaki, who also noticed this scene, exclaimed, then turned to the women who were whispering, "Damn it! What should we do now?!"

"If he's going back, does that mean the back is covered in feces?" Otae whispered to Sarutobi, "That was close~."

Kagura nodded in agreement.

"So annoying, so scary~" Sarutobi whispered back.

"Kawaki-sama~ The swimming pool is indeed a dangerous place~"

"Yes, it is~."

"Let's go back; let's go back to our swimming pool in Yoshiwara~."

The group of Bijin sisters tightly surrounded Kawaki, occasionally rubbing against him.

"You, don't scare the kid." Kawaki pulled away the Bijin sisters, who kept getting closer to him, somewhat helplessly, "In the end, young men are basically like that; they don't hide their inner desires, but... isn't this more real? Compared to those hypocrites, I still think this kind of man is more genuine."

"Isn't that being too real?" Tsukuyo commented expressionlessly, "It's the same as the first-timers who come to Yoshiwara prepared to meet a courtesan."

"Can you guys be any more outrageous?" Kawaki's face bulged with veins, "That kid is not that impatient man! He can still drink before the main meal starts! He can still finish all the appetizers!"

"Kawaki-sama~ Do you like it when it's more real? I'm genuine ~" Tsukuyo, who emerged from the water at some point, shook her hair and leaned close to Kawaki, licking her lips, "Whether it's desire... wow! Glug glug glug..."

"It's not even been two hours..." Kawaki lifted his foot and pushed Tsukuyo's head into the water; watching her struggle, he said coldly.

"Wait, isn't that going a bit too far," Shinpachi, who noticed the hole in the ceiling caused by Tsukuyo's impact, looked up, "Even if they're Shikigami, they're still girls, treating them like this..."

"Who cares!" Kawaki folded his arms, looking disdainful.

"Hey, wait a moment." At this moment, Tsukuyo suddenly noticed something and looked at Momo, who had just arrived wearing beach shorts at the poolside. "That man is back."

"Indeed..." Kawaki looked at Momo on the shore, murmuring, "And he's changed into beach shorts..."

Hasegawa, wearing triangle shorts, also arrived at the shore in this gap.

"What's up? Wasn't he wearing them?" Toujou said, looking at Momo posing.

"Huh?" Shinpachi suddenly noticed something, "Wait, isn't that just changing shorts with Hasegawa-san?"

"Isn't it enough! It's just beach shorts!" Kawaki argued angrily.

"But compared to MADAO's beach shorts and underwear, sixty percent of MADAO's beach shorts dirt is her, Aru," Kagura analyzed thoughtfully.

"What does that mean!" Kawaki exclaimed with eyes wide.

"Kagura-chan, there's no such thing." Otae interjected.

"Right! That was too much to say!"

"It's a hundred percent, Hasegawa-san is dirtier," Otae added.

"Is this over now?!"

"And..." Otae looked towards Momo standing on the shore, then continued, "Even Hasegawa-san's changed beach shorts seem to have something on them."

"Indeed! The front part is wet again!" Sharp-eyed Kondo exclaimed.

"Hey! Why is it wet every time? Junior!" Kawaki couldn't help but ask.

At this moment, Momo and Hasegawa on his side began to tremble slightly.

"What's wrong with that man?!" Toujou looked at Momo on the shore with a frightened face, "Why does something always pop out from the front every time?!"

"Stop it! Don't use that term!" Kawaki quickly shouted.

"Oh~!! Don't come in!" Tsukuyo stared with red eyes, going crazy, "I didn't intend to have anyone else's child other than Gin-san!"

"Please stop! He's just a simple kid! Please don't say anything more!" Kawaki shouted.

"Kawaki-sama! If Kawaki-sama's actions can make Shikigami ascend to Takamagahara, then that man... will make the Shikigami reincarnate as cockroaches!"His expression became slightly serious.

"That's too much!" Kawaki's veins bulged as he shouted.

"What a hasty BOY~" Kawaki shook his head lightly, then his face showed a trace of nostalgia as he whispered, "Seeing him like that, I don't know why; I thought of the first time you, Kawaki, went to Yoshiwara. The two of you look alike, Kawaki, do you remember?"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" Kawaki shouted furiously, kicking Kawaki away to the shore.

"Kawaki-sama!" A group of Bijin sisters rushed towards Kawaki.

...

Two minutes later.

Hasegawa is carrying the rubber raft, and Momo is sitting cross-legged and wearing triangle shorts with black lines all over his face, attempting to introduce him to everyone again. "Um... Let me reintroduce him."

Taking over the conversation, Shinpachi, also carrying a rubber raft, twitched his mouth and said, "This is Momo; everyone should get along well with him."